5 contestants left ...... and not one of them is even remotely interesting. Go on, I dare you to name one ...?

Depends on what you call interesting! I'm sure they have all done interesting things in the house - it's just that the camera controllers and editors were more concerned with showing John James, Sam and Josie? By your very colourful description of Josie, I take it you are another male who has problems relating to women and are a member of the 'up John James' ar*e fan club'!